Line up
Pastor
Paul Revere was counseling a group of married men. He looked them over
and ordered, "All men who are dominated by their wives, please
step to the left. All those who are bosses in their own homes, step to
the right."
The line
quickly formed to the left. Only one man stepped to the right. Paul
looked at the wimpy man standing by himself and inquired, "What
makes you think you belong on that side?"
Without
hesitation, the timid man explained, "Because this is where my
wife told me to stand."
