Pastor Paul Revere was counseling a group of married men. He looked them over and ordered, "All men who are dominated by their wives, please step to the left. All those who are bosses in their own homes, step to the right."
The line quickly formed to the left. Only one man stepped to the right. Paul looked at the wimpy man standing by himself and inquired, "What makes you think you belong on that side?"
Without hesitation, the timid man explained, "Because this is where my wife told me to stand."